Sayings

A broken heart is like a broken mirror, It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it. I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. If Barbie's so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? 1. say the word PIG before each word. pigs about talking idiot this got i long how look 2. now say PIG before and after the words. 3. finally, read the words starting from the bottom. haha gotcha! XP ''Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say are you gonna drink that?'' She says broccoli He says carrot She says lettuce I say CUMBERCUBE! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. His lipstick knocked me out.